harvey_rrit (harvey_rrit) wrote,
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WRITE THIS DOWN.

Bacon is a FOOD.

Cheese is a CONDIMENT.



Post this conspicuously in your kitchen, add it to your shopping list, and use glass etching fluid to put it on the window of every goddamn restaurant you can reach before you run out or the cheese apologists get you.
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Besttjoel2

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I would agree!

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