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We found two gray kittens under a bush in the back yard. They were about two weeks old.

They are now five weeks old. Valerie feeds them KMR. I am seldom able to get upstairs due to edema from meds, so Valerie is now a mommy— right after getting a rad hys.

The gods do not have a subtle sense of humor.
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Valerie, my best friend and boon companion of 36 years, told me yesterday that her doctor had found a malignant tumor in the lining of her uterus.

After Christmas they're going in to take it out, along with uterus, Fallopian tubes, and ovaries.

Please pray for her on Christmas.
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WRITE THIS DOWN.

Bacon is a FOOD.

Cheese is a CONDIMENT.



Post this conspicuously in your kitchen, add it to your shopping list, and use glass etching fluid to put it on the window of every goddamn restaurant you can reach before you run out or the cheese apologists get you.
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This is embarrassing to relate, but next year I plan to go to my first WorldCon ever, and I don't have enough money for a hotel room.

I need over a thousand dollars.

My PayPal is shandalimas@earthlink.net, if you can throw me something.

Think of it as a Christmas miracle.
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It occurs to me I've never published this idea, and I think it's the only explanation.

Dreams do not occur at unthinkably high speed. Dream images occur all over the brain. All the images in a dream occur at the same time, generated by different parts of your cortex. The brain is so made as to require some kind of order, and it assigns times to the images.

I realized this when I learned that you keep having the same dream over and over as you sleep. The dream you have just as you're waking, however, is a lot saner than the one you had shortly after you fell asleep. If you wake with a dream of being in a bubble bath, the dream you had initially was more like swimming in an Olympic-sized pool full of Fizzies.

This is also why the sequence of a waking dream is just about exactly as logical as an episode of Monty Python. The BBC insisted that there be some kind of connection between one segment and the next, so they came up with links that may politely be described as arbitrary. (Or, impolitely, aberrant.) This is what your brain does.

As you have the same dream over and over, your brain keeps fine-tuning the images and connections between them, seeking to render them at least linear, if not altogether rational.

The reason I was able to figure this out has to do with something peculiar about me.

I can do this as an act of will.

That is, I have edit and rewind functions in my dreams. If I don't like content or a sequence I can get a do-over.

What disturbs me about this is that it means that at some level I am always conscious.

I think this is why I can't be hypnotized either.
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This morning I dropped my roomie Valerie off at the train station, to visit her family for Thanksgiving. The train was nine minutes late.

IF HILLARY HAD WON THE ELECTION THE TRAINS WOULD RUN ON TIME!

(Of course, people who voted against her would ride in boxcars....)