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23rd November 2017

4:18pm: 1312
This morning I dropped my roomie Valerie off at the train station, to visit her family for Thanksgiving. The train was nine minutes late.

IF HILLARY HAD WON THE ELECTION THE TRAINS WOULD RUN ON TIME!

(Of course, people who voted against her would ride in boxcars....)

18th November 2017

12:51pm: 1311
In 1987 a supernova 170k LY away spiked neutrino detectors all over.
Had speed varied by one foot per sec., they would have been spread over 80 min.; and they arrived before the light.
They were massless; physics since has been a paid sham.
#ClimateCreationScience
#Harrington2024

13th November 2017

8:23pm: 1310
I'm collaborating with Larry Niven again!

This time it's a story he gave up on fifty years ago because he couldn't get it to work. One good thing came out of it: the aliens he designed later became the Pierson's puppeteers.

We're using different aliens for this.

I designed them, including their evolution.

He thinks they're great.

Think who's saying that, now.

29th October 2017

11:48am: 1309
Q ) How do we know the Joker used to be a biker?
A ) He still rides a Harley.

20th October 2017

2:12pm: 1308
We really should do something nice for the mole for the Republicans who talked Frederica Wilson into wearing those asinine hats.

:)

15th October 2017

3:25pm: 1307
Buy a hearse.
Get it a good wash and wax.
Put on formal black clothes.
Drive the hearse to a movie theater, park, and conspicuously check your watch while breathlessly asking the ticket seller, "What do you have that's over by six?"

3rd October 2017

12:03pm: The Elephant In The Room...
...is a jackass.
Specifically the Party that owns the MSM, which is suppressing the fact that the Las Vegas Massacre was carried out by a man who had converted to Islam before buying his illegal weapons.

28th September 2017

3:27pm: Hugh Hefner, age 91, is dead.
The scene is a child's bedroom, many years ago. His mother walks in and says, "Stop staring out the window and get dressed!"
The boy says, "Why?"
His mother says, "To go to school."
He says, "Why?"
Exasperated, she says, "So you can get a job!"
And he says, "Why?"
And she says, "So you can make money! Nobody ever got rich sitting around in his pajamas and watching girls go by all day!"
And it was then that little Hugh Hefner swore a mighty oath, that SOMEDAY...
RIP Hef, and thanks.




I really did read the articles too.

19th September 2017

1:22pm: 1306
TODAY BE TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!

It be Doc Pournelle what told me that such a thing be.

Arr.

12th September 2017

1:12pm: followup to last post


I was finally able to weep.

9th September 2017

5:07pm: 1933-2017
Dr. Jerry Pournelle died yesterday.

He won the Cold War.

21st August 2017

12:54am: 1305
Healthy people should not be allowed into medical school.
If you're in pain you need to be treated by Greg House.

14th August 2017

12:01am: 1304
During Presidential press conferences I will have a bushel basket of water balloons close at hand at all times.
#Harrington2024

11th August 2017

12:01am: 1303
Does anyone care that the kid in STAR TREK's A Piece Of The Action either got cheated or ended up as planetary dictator?

#Harrington2024

7th August 2017

12:01am: 1302
I just saw somebody fall under a millstone.
He'll be fine.









AUTHORS: THINKING OF THIS STUFF SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO!

6th August 2017

12:01am: 1301
I have an unusually dirty brain for a Democrat.

Never been washed.

29th July 2017

12:01am: 1300
THIS JUST IN:

Cindy Sheehan is STILL an attention whore turning tricks on her son's grave.

The attitude of automatic reverence for *Mothers* is why I was punished every time I tried to report what mine was doing to me. I tried police, teachers, doctors, and a priest. Every last one called her at once, then yanked me around like a rag doll as they lectured me until she showed up.

To reiterate:
A doctor broke confidentiality and a priest broke the sanctity of the confessional to report me to my molester.

The League of Women Voters is far more than the effort to subvert the cause of representational democracy, as its title states: it is a criminal conspiracy to prevent the prosecution of 83% of child molesters, the primary molester according to survivors of abuse being the victim's mother in that percentage of cases. A DA who prosecutes too many women doesn't get reelected. Nor does a judge who hears too many cases against women.

The great majority of rape victims are small boys.

Most rapists are women.

Argue with the truth if you have been properly indoctrinated, but the fact remains that what other countries call Stockholm Syndrome we in America call Mother's Day.

14th July 2017

12:01am: 1299
CODEPENDENTS' DAY IN FRANCE!

Also, I have to announce a delay in my Presidential campaign. I will be running in 2024.

Trump is doing such a good job no Democrat has a chance in 2020.

#Harrington2024

6th July 2017

12:01am: 1298
Heard about the liberal self-driving car?

IT tells YOU where you want to go...

...but never seems to get there...

...so it blames the people who still know how to drive.

29th June 2017

12:01am: 1297
I added up sales of GODSPAWN and SOUL SURVIVOR, and they come to just under $280.

This is from LJ posts and people passing the word. Period.

I grind my teeth to think of the dull-wittedness of publishers' marketing departments. You want to sell my books, put me in charge of advertising.

First make sure you're wearing a helmet.

And oxygen gear.

23rd June 2017

12:01am: 36^2
Ossoff has learned what Hillary already knew:

Why Participant stickers are always blue.

22nd June 2017

12:01am: 1295
Q ) How do you tell a Democrat at a gunfight?

A ) Nobody else is allowed to have a gun.

21st June 2017

12:01am: 1294
The Clintons decide to throw a costume party, and Senator Al Franken and billionaire Al Gore are two of the invited. The two Als decide they'll show how thrifty they are by sharing a government limousine, but when they meet on the night they discover they're both wearing bear suits: Gore is going as the Climate Agreement economy, and Franken as the Obamacare economy. Neither will change his costume, so they spend the ride criticizing each other.

This ends as soon as they enter the mansion, as they are immediately thrown to the ground and violated. After that's over and they can stop screaming, they say Hillary say, "Throw those sluts out! It's all their fault! How do they expect Bill to react to a couple of bear boobs?"

17th June 2017

3:11pm: By golly, I STILL aten't dead...
...although medical Brahmanism has done its best.

I finally ordered amoxicillin and levofloxacin from Switzerland, based on my observation that these bactericidals came with the most dire warnings on Wikipedia*. They arrived from India four days ago, and the sinus and throat infection I've been fighting since January 2016 is now on the ropes.

For $358 of my $875/mo. disability, I bought 30 days' supply at the dosage I decided on: 3000mg/day Amox, 1500 mg/day Levf. For both me and Valerie, who has been fighting the damn thing for months herself. What breeds superbugs is underprescribing antibiotics: physicians giving patients minimal dosages.

We are not going to be victims of ignorant AMA dogma any longer.




(*A website which some of you may be familiar with; it's a vanity message board for Harvard alumni)

2nd June 2017

12:01am: 1293
Q) What does the American Medical Association call Hillary Clinton?

A) If they know what's good for them, "Natural Causes".
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