: Assisting the Karma Police
For this you will need:
A person who borrows money and later denies it.
Hundreds of photos of said person.
A similar number of 12-inch wooden rulers.
Whistles, same number.
A well-made steel-framed wire cage.
A Girl Scout jamboree. (Or whatever they call them.)
Arrange for the borrower to meet you at the jamboree well after it begins. You show up early. When the little girls start arriving, pass out photos, rulers, and whistles, explaining that this is the notorious Kitten Eater of Memphis and he is believed to be in the area. "If he speaks to you, don't listen, just put your fingers in your ears and scream, because he knows hypnosis. Don't go near him alone or with less than twenty people, he's a maniac. If you see him, whistle for help."
Wait for the Borrower to show up. Immediately hand him a cage full of kittens and say, "I've been drinking lemonade since I got here, hold these, okay?"
Then run out of sight, get your videocamera, and wait for the whistles.
Bye the bye:
Before doing this, be very sure you don't need him for anything ever again. If he has attended parochial school for as much as a week, it is likely he will be writing home with Crayolas for the rest of his life.